we all, or at least most of us, have that internal editor that warns us sternly when we're about to say something we really shouldn't.
Mine is screaming its lungs out right now, because i'm about to say something that really doesn't need to be shared with the rest of the class. Common sense tells me just to drop it and never speak of it with anyone, for fear that people might realize how strange I really am.
But I wasn't born with a wealth of common sense. So i'll just throw this out there.
I had a dream last night that Katie Holmes had sex with a horse in a harness over the Grand Canyon.
Luckily, I didn't actually witness said act in the dream.
The dream was actually from the perspective of a newscast. the anchor was talking about a video that had leaked to the public of Katie Holmes having sex with a horse because Tom Cruise wanted her too.
The station then showed a clip of the video, with Katie Holmes and a horse in individual red, nylon harnesses hanging over the grand canyon. Before it showed anything, the newscast cut to an interview with Holmes, talking about the experience and how much she loves her husband and all that. she basically looked and sounded brainwashed.
anyway, that was it.
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Dude, I had that same exact dream! But it wasn't Katie Holmes, it was Shania Twain. And it wasn't over the Grand Canyon, but in my bedroom. And it wasn't a horse, it was me ... But there were red nylon harnesses!
if it makes you feel any less strange, i had a recurring childhood dream that i was being chased around a huge solid white room by a VERY large red ball... and i believe there was also a blue one, but not as big as the red one.
oh, and when i was about six, i went to sleep with a piece of chalk in my hand, and to this day, i still believe i swallowed it during the night. still sorta creeps me out.
Right. When you finish with the mind bleach, pass it over to me. Just kidding...kind of.
Are you, by any chance, considering taking in a viewing of Eqqus in London?
if that's harry potter guy/horse play, no, i'm not.
It's the only thing I could think of that might make you dream of someone having sex with a horse.
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