because if there was one thing Jesus cared about, it was semantics.

Are one-armed people ambidextrious?

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In one week and twenty minutes, i will be leaving work and heading to new orleans to catch a flight to chicago.

i'll be spending the weekend with my band of degenerates in and around Wrigley field watching baseball and mingling with the people. i'm very much looking forward to it.

i'm sure there will be stories aplenty to tell. but much like my trip to vegas earlier this year, i shall be far to lazy to tell them.