Memorized Holy Grail really well, i can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL

With the short week and work, probably will only have a couple of posts this week, with the second one being my college football picks after the lines are out. So here's a rundown of stuff i might have talked about this week...

...get to enjoy the longest weekend i've had in a while starting wednesday after work. heading up to Minden to kick it for the weekend. should be relaxing, provided i don't throw a brick through the tv during the LSU-Arkansas game...

...Line of the week: I was in the bathroom at the Superdome Sunday during the Saints-Bengals game, standing in line at the urinal. The radio broadcast of the game was playing in the bathroom and Cincinnati had the ball. It was third and six and the Bengals ran a play that only went for a couple of yards. The announcer says, "They're well short of the first down." A guy down at the end of the trough says, "Oh, come on! Do you have to say 'well short' just as I'm pulling my dick out?"...

...The LSU-Ole Miss game this week was a disaster. I hate to say this, but I think it's time for Skip Bertman and Les Miles to go. I really feel bad for Miles, who by all accounts is not the type of person you wish to lose his job. And there's no way in the world you can blame him for taking the job. But there's really no reason good reason he got it to begin with. Some quick facts.

Cellar-dweller UNC just signed Butch Davis, who rebuilt the Univerity of Miami program currently being disassembled by Larry Coker, to be their next head coach.

Les Miles is about the seventh-highest paid coach in the SEC

So what do those two things mean? One, if you're willing to pay for it, you can get a top-of-the-line coach. Two, coming off a recent national championship and with a cupboard full of talent, LSU was obviously not willing to pay for a top-flight coach.

If you haven't followed LSU closely, you probably think it's rather stupid for a coach who's lost four games in just under two years to be on the hotseat. But to echo the words of the guy who was more than a little responsible for bringing the title to Baton Rouge, it's not about the results, it's about the process.

THere have been three games this year where the other team's talent was even remotely close to LSU's. Auburn, Florida and Tennessee. And LSU goes 1-2 in those games, nearly 0-3, and almost blows a game against a terrible! italics exclamation mark Ole Miss team.

There are warning signs blaring right now and i'd like to get the problem solved before the bombs actually land. And that starts with getting a new AD who understands that if you have a great football program, you can pretty much name your bottom line and that profit is not necessarily a direct result of being cheap.

And then we hire a new coach, because there is no excuse for UNC making a better hire than LSU. There are no more than 10 programs in the country (and certainly not 6 in the SEC alone) that should be paying their coaches what LSU is paying theirs...