Wednesday, June 28, 2006

I've got an open mind so won't you all get inside

things on my mind right now:

If everything in my life goes magnificently and I am one day awarded "Greatest Person Alive" status, I will still be a failure for not being the one to come up with the "Big Buckin' Chicken" commerical. Burger King has been running a less-funny "Big Huckin Chicken" where the chicken is jumping on a motorcycle. but the original big buckin chicken? genius.

big...buckin....chicken
you are big
and you are...chicken.

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The Food network's Giada De Laurentiis is in her probationary period to replace Lauren Graham as most strikingly attractive older woman on television. i mean older than me, not older older.

As many of you know, Lauren Graham has been a favorite of mine for several years now, so i'm not quite ready to give her the boot for good. but it's close.


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The water cooler at work is getting dangerously low again. I don't think it'll make it the rest of the week. i'm very interested to see if i get stuck changing it again.

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I'm currently reading "A Confederacy of Dunces" but don't have anything to read once i finish it. I welcome any suggested readings.

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Speaking of suggestions, i want new wall paper for my work computer. Right now i have the evil monkey that lives in my closet, but it's been up there a while. i'm leaning toward wilfred brimley as a replacement, but if anybody has a better idea, i'd like to hear it.

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