"Excuse me, sir, would you say you are ugly?...you are VERY ugly!"
"hooray beer"
..."says the beautiful man."
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I started a 401(k) at work today. i'm officially a boring grown-up. i wonder how long i have to wait before i get to retire on that $15 they're taking out of my next check.
there had to be a shorter way to write that last sentence.
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also replaced the water jug at work again today. i think this means i am responsible for the last 20 gallons of water that people at the office have consumed. i wanted to use the past tense of "drink," but i'm not sure if it's drank or drunk. Just looked it up. it's "drank" but i think "drunk" is correct there since it's "have ____ ." hell, i don't know.***
Don't worry, i have also noticed the lack of funny stuff to appear on here over the last couple of weeks. Trust me, once there is material, you'll be the first to know.
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