Wednesday, June 14, 2006

But good enough to leave some change, everybody's good enough for some change

If you like 10-year-old girls in swimsuits -- and who doesn't -- my friend Matt has a pretty cool slideshow on his web site. He took a series of pictures at girl scout day camp and added some audio from the camp as well.

Quality work, with the interesting audio twist. I look forward to future efforts along these lines.

Matt is a photographer at the Houma Courier, who really enjoys it when people ask if he'll photograph their wedding. He's well on his way to national fame in photography, and has already made a name for himself with his "Faces of Katrina" collection.

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I don't know for sure, but i think it might have started with the "Real. Comfortable. Jeans." commercials. i'm also sort of remembering a beer commercial as well. anyway, no matter the origin, it has turned into a plague.

Yes, I'm talking about people adding emphasis to something by. putting. a. period. after. every. word.

I thought "real. comfortable. jeans." was fairly clever. but things have gotten out of control. and i encourage everyone to avoid this literary train wreck. so, Please. Don't. Do. It. Anymore. Ever.

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We ended up skipping the Zephyrs game last night, so Courtney will be unable to give her expert opinion on the pitching performance of Mark Prior.

Therefore, in order to prompt her to actually contribute something here I'm going to try out a new method of inspiration. Every day, until she posts something -- and it has to be more involved than "Ok, i posted something" -- i will have no choice but to make you, the reader, experience this, every single day. Every. Single. Day.

Who let the dogs out
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

(woof, woof, woof, woof)

When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin' a ball (Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)
I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" (Yippie Yi Yo)
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

I'm gonna tell {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
To any girls calling them canine {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" {Yippie Yi, Yo}
You fetch a women in front and her mans behind {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Her bone runs out now

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it

Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my myind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
That Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they doah-ooooo(howl)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Courtney. Please. Make. Him. Stop.


-eaux-

Ryan Chatelain said...

why are you taking your wife's apathy out on us, your loyal readers? it's. just. not. fair.

Ryan Chatelain said...

I can kill two birds with one stone. For your new sidebar feature, include an "Embarrassing Courtney Fact of the Week" until she posts something.